And Now For Some More Words Of Hillbilly Wisdom From Duck Dynasty’s Phil...
In case you missed it, here’s a video from a 2009 Georgia Sportsmen’s Ministry event of the Rosa Parks of born again Christian rednecks, Phil Robertson from Duck Dynasty, telling men to wife up a...
View ArticleAnd The Title Of The Most Illegally Downloaded Artist of 2013 Goes To…
The New York Times (via EOnline) says Bruno Mars was named the most illegally downloaded artist of 2013 with nearly 5.8 million downloads. The runner up was Rihanna with 5.4 million, followed by Daft...
View ArticleOctoMom Is Being Charged With Welfare Fraud
In case you need a break from Golden Globes shit but not from abject fuckery, TMZ is reporting that OctoMom Nadya Suleman is being charged with three counts of felony welfare fraud and is facing five...
View ArticleWhat In Junior High School Talent Show Reject Hell?
If two 8th graders who suffered severe brain and nerve damage from huffing freon out of their parents’ air conditioning units spent 10 minutes choreographing a dance to a John Legend song in a darkly...
View ArticleHere’s A Clip From The “Rapey” Video That Lady CaCa, R.Kelly And Terry...
Lady CaCa once again proved that she’s the Master of Shit Decisions when she decided that it was a good idea to record a song called “Do What You U Want” with a well-known piece of turd predator who...
View ArticleDavid Arquette’s Club Might Be In Trouble For Serving Beer To Justin Bieber
Looking at this picture of lil’ Justin Bieber sucking on a brewski just made me nostalgic for all the times I tried to get my hands on a beer as a kid. I never did succeed; I’d always end up getting...
View Article¡¡Escándalo!! Miley Cyrus Could Go To Jail For Disrespecting The Mexican Flag
Mexico might (read: probably not) do what other countries should’ve done a long time ago: Throw Miley Cyrus in jail! During a show in Monterrey, Mexico on Tuesday night (which was Mexican Independence...
View ArticleJLo And Leah Remini Got Rammed From Behind By A Drunk Driver
JLo and Leah Remini (who is scaring me by morphing into JLo) were stopped at a red light on PCH in Malibu yesterday when a crazed drunk driver in a pick-up truck rear-ended their car. So many Big Booty...
View ArticleThe Pastor Dad From 7th Heaven Confesses To Being A Child Toucher On Tape
Now that I look at that picture, dude does have that creepy “Good Christian father who hangs around his daughter’s slumber party in the basement all night” vibe about him. Well, if you watched 7th...
View ArticleWhat In 1970s Prom Hell, Christina?
Christina Hendrix showed up to the 5th Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in Pacific Palisades, CA yesterday, and for some ungodly reason she chose the Napoleon Dynamite reject outfit above to wear to...
View ArticleShia LaBeouf Claims A Woman Raped Him During His Performance Art Piece
Well, here’s ten tons of fucked up that just took my Thanksgiving hangover headache to new levels. Earlier this year, Shia LaBeouf pulled some Marina Abramovic shit in L.A. when he did a performance...
View ArticleTeresa Giudice Is Suing Her Own Bankruptcy Lawyer For $5 Million
Seen above looking like a cast member in the all-Muppets version of a Stepford Wives remake, Teresa Giudice of The Real Grifters of New Jersey is as broke as her forehead and owes a shit load in...
View ArticlePresented Without Comment: Cameron Diaz “Sings” An Updated Version Of Little...
Okay, maybe just one comment: WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? via Entertainment Weekly The post Presented Without Comment: Cameron Diaz “Sings” An Updated Version Of Little Girls In Annie appeared first...
View ArticleTyga Says There’s Nothing “Morally Wrong” With Dating Kylie Jenner
Poor Chris Hansen; he’s probably got a next-level case of shin splints from all the chairs he’s kicked out for Tyga to have a seat on. According to TMZ, 25-year-old rapper/father/owner of some busted...
View ArticleIt’s Worse Than I Thought…
No. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! After posting about the unholy and soul-killing pictures from the Jem and the Holograms movie, I wrote my local congressperson a letter saying that if it’s a felony to...
View ArticleJustin Bieber Acts Like He Doesn’t Know Who Bette Midler Is
Seen above looking like an overused old tampon, Justin Bieber is doing the rounds to promote his new album and while talking to Billboard, the topic of his rolled-up Canadian crotch pancake came up...
View ArticleHow Dare The City Of New York Tell Her Madgesty That She Can’t Put Illegal...
TMZ says that Empress of the Upper East Side, Madonna, has gotten into some trouble the City of New York, because she put fake no parking signs in front of her $40 million mega-townhouse. TMZ seems to...
View ArticleThe Director Of “The Legend Of Tarzan” Should Be Blacklisted From Hollywood...
In case you couldn’t tell from me type screaming “For why isn’t he wearing a loincloth?” every time I post about Alexander Skarsgard in The Legend of Tarzan, Alexander Skarsgard does not wear a...
View ArticleFlame-Flames Flames On The Side Of My Face: Hollywood Is Still Trying To...
Seven long years ago, Universal shot at our childhoods as though our childhood was a Singing Telegram Girl in the dark when they announced that they had hired director Gore Verbinski to take flawless...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake’s Voting Selfie May Have Earned Him A Trip To The Clink
Since I am both a responsible citizen of this land and really lazy, I already voted by mail last week. No thanks to straining my legs while standing in a long line as morons throw judgmental looks at...
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